The world has gone mad. But you and I babe - we're going swimming. This is a proper towel. Big, beautiful and notice-me-dammit. You can't stop feeling it, either. This microfibre is...

Your body is a work of art. Exhibit yourself, darling. On a beach. By the pool. Or on a yacht. It's a proper towel too. Not a namby-pamby little dish...